| ID: | Rating: | Votes: | Quote: |
| 399: | 0 | 0 | 17:23 <m1d0> i just want a girl that doesnt say lol :/
17:24 <m1d0> i'll never respect anyone who uses lol..................
17:30 <NotYou> i want a girl who will laugh for no one else
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| 398: | 0 | 0 | <@Lakitu7> http://kotaku.com/5280633/play-doctor-with-house House DS omz
<+drain> ahaha House for DS
<+drain> what the fuck game can you make out of that show
<@Lakitu7> phoenix House
<@Lakitu7> it's from people that made PET VET games and Law and Order games
<HadesGigas> I'd assume a casual game like The Office: The Video Game
<Measure> house insults you while you try to play minigames
<@Lakitu7> doctor mystery is a natural combination
<@Lakitu7> house owns
<Measure> dr. mario except the pills are opiates and house eats them
<+drain> lol
<HadesGigas> time management game like Diner Dash except you have to run between taking drugs and treating patients and yelling at people
<Measure> uses the ducktales engine, house jumps on patients with his cane to cure them
<+drain> *twirls cane* |
| 397: | 0 | 0 | <+drain> jon how does ur dumb gf live with herself wanting to be a cop
<+drain> is she dumb as rock
<+drain> no offense
<Measure> jons gf wants to be a cop?
<Measure> that sounds ridiculous
<Leinistar> its not ridiculous
<Leinistar> and I dont want to be a cop
<Measure> then why defend it
<+drain> *is training to be a cop*
<Leinistar> i want to be a major crimes investigator
<+drain> *doesnt want to be a cop*
<Leinistar> cop it just a step in the process
<+drain> ur delusional
<Leinistar> a shitty step but its necessary
<Measure> you'll fail before making it to the top and always be a bootlicker
<Measure> give up now kid
<Leinistar> lols
<Leinistar> you guys are the best
<+drain> it's us that's the problem not your intentions
<Measure> Leinistar happened to see a copy of "Detective Comics" while following her bf around a comic shop and thought "I could do that!"
<+drain> ahaha |
| 396: | 0 | 0 | <Phyresis> i had a dream i was helping mayor carcetti solve the crime problem in baltimore
<Phyresis> he didn't want to address the core problems of economic disparity
<Phyresis> that's understandable, that's not something you can correct with city policy
<Phyresis> i went to sleep with the terran music stuck in my head. that's some good music |
| 395: | 3.00 | 2 | [20:50] <Measure> lak please submit more quotes when I have the funny line instead of just busting a gut over them
[20:51] <waffle> I am going to collect DNA samples to prove that some of that wayans brother are not brothers
[20:51] <Measure> they're all brothers, waffle... do they look white to you? |
| 394: | 5.00 | 1 | 18:38 <minusX> Stephfest 2009 at Potrod's
18:39 <Jordan> Potfest 2009
18:39 <Measure> "Stephfest" at Potrod's yes
18:39 <minusX> That was the joke Measure :(
18:39 <Lakitu7> Peterfest
18:39 <Measure> Great joke
18:39 <Measure> Darlingmeet '09
18:39 <Measure> sounds like a dating event
18:39 <Jordan> I will not take part in a Peterfest
18:39 <drain> I'd go to something called Potfest
18:39 <Potrod> :(
18:40 <minusX> What if it wasn't about Pot but Potrod?
18:40 <Jordan> drain and Phy would be the first ones at Potfest
18:40 <NuttO> *turns up to potfest* *is sorely disappointed*
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| 393: | 0 | 0 | 21:49 <Lakitu7> !snes What SNES game is most like avcables?
21:49 <Graphic-V> Clue
21:49 <Asskicker064> I need a game Lak
21:49 <Lakitu7> !snes What SNES game is most like Asskicker064
21:49 <Graphic-V> Wheel of Fortune [T3]
21:49 <Asskicker064> Hahaha so lame. :(
21:49 <Lakitu7> !nes What NES game is most like Asskicker064 ?
21:49 <Graphic-V> Super Jeopardy
21:50 <Lakitu7> Hahaha
21:50 <Asskicker064> God damn.
21:50 <crunchyfish> haha wtf
21:50 <Asskicker064> I'll just get old now.
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| 392: | 4.00 | 1 | <Measure> I had some fast food for supper and have shat like 3 times and it's been liquid spray :(
<Measure> it keeps hitting my balls and I have to give them a good cleaning
<crunchyfish> the most action you've seen in months
<Measure> I usually pay an illegal to shit on my balls for me, but since the recession...
<crunchyfish> i guess all that yardwork and landscaping is good for preparing them for fertilizing a sickly bush |
| 391: | 0 | 0 | [14:26] <CrimsonPiper> That wasn't a joke.
[14:26] <CrimsonPiper> People like you, SQUARES like you just don't get me |
| 390: | 0 | 0 | 16:20 <drain> pinku pinku pinku bento bento pinku pinku pinku bento bento bento pinku bento bento KAMEHAMEHA!
16:21 -!- minusX|Pokemon [minusX@dork-78F385E7.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #studio64
16:21 <minusX|Pokemon> That took a lot longer than I wanted it to
16:21 <drain> and that's how to summon gene
16:22 <Measure> lmao
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| 389: | 0 | 0 | <Ben> Muslims believe in Jesus but believe he was just another profit, like Mohammed, at least thats my understanding of it. |
| 388: | 0 | 0 | <+drain> sigh
<+drain> waiting for obituaries is boring
<Ben> Hahaha.
<Ben> What the hell are you doing waiting for obituaries drain?
<+drain> i need to print one out and frame it
<Ben> ...
<+drain> wut
<Ben> Did you finally go berserk with rage and murder Amber?
<+drain> worlds a slightly better place now bro trust me |
| 387: | 3.00 | 2 | <syrup> wippersnapper I am moving to st. louis in 3 months
<syrup> what am I going to do
<Wippersnapper> I don't know why are you moving
<syrup> because I got a new job!
<syrup> but st. louis is a pretty shitty city!
<Wippersnapper> What is your job1
<syrup> it has to do with numbers and math and stuff and it is very boring!
<Wippersnapper> It will suit you!
<syrup> !
<Wippersnapper> Submitted to bash.org |
| 386: | 4.5 | 2 | <MewMewtwo45> GCN games I have not finished (not counting ones recently gotten): Eternal Darkness, Mega Man Network Transmission, and I could probably stand to do a hell of a lot more than I have in Soul Calibur II
<Yumblie> Network Transmission?
<MewMewtwo45> Yeah, it's based off the Battle Network storyline and all but it's more of a platformer than an RPG
<Yumblie> That's a pretty dull-sounding subtitle, like "Mega Man FedEx Delivery" or "Mega Man Online Shopping Transaction"
<MewMewtwo45> Haha
<TheNintenGenius> Mega Man Online Tax Forms
<Yumblie> Mega Man Data Spreadsheets
<MewMewtwo45> Mega Man Word Processing
<Yumblie> Hi, I'm ClipMan! Looks like you're writing a letter! To use some of my convenient preset templates, you must defeat me in battle!!! |
| 385: | 4.5 | 2 | <TheNintenGenius> also another Mario movie? Jesus, wasn't the first one enough?
<mancalamania> I'm assuming/hoping a new Mario movie would be completely different.
<TheNintenGenius> I would hope a new Mario movie would actually have something to do with the Mario games
<TheNintenGenius> and that they completely disown the first movie
<Spacecow> I hope the new Mario movie has absolutely nothing to do with the Mario games
<Spacecow> It takes place in space and they have to raise funds for a school play instead of rescue a princess
<TheNintenGenius> mama mia
<Yumblie> The Mario movie should just be another remake of Pride & Prejudice but everyone has names from Mario games |
| 384: | 3.25 | 4 | [13:26:18] * bhlaab-failure (bhlaab@77972D35.E162E5C1.3775F591.IP) has joined #services
[13:26:19] * AJH16 (aj@gccafe.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[13:26:51] <bhlaab-failure> Uh yeah is there anyway to take embarassing old quotes off of dorksnet.org
[13:26:57] <bhlaab-failure> like, you know, mine?
[13:27:45] <Sk8> which one?
[13:27:52] <Sk8> please link it.
[13:28:34] <bhlaab-failure> a couple. http://dorksnet.org/quotes.php?quoteID=353
[13:28:43] <bhlaab-failure> ESPECIALLY this one oh god http://quotes.dorksnet.org?quoteID=143
[13:30:01] <Sk8> why would you like them gone?
[13:30:10] <bhlaab-failure> because they are embarassing
[13:30:27] <Sk8> What, are you a fag too or something?!
[13:30:52] <bhlaab-failure> yeah yeah can you pleadse just delete them :(
[13:31:00] <Sk8> sure i'll get right on it
[13:31:01] <Sk8> : D
[13:31:04] <bhlaab-failure> thank you
[13:31:08] <Sk8> no problem
[13:31:15] <Sk8> see ya later
[13:31:19] <Sk8> :)
[13:31:43] <bhlaab-failure> you deleted them?
[13:31:49] <Sk8> oh i will
[13:31:53] <Sk8> i'll get right on it
[13:31:57] <Sk8> :D
[13:32:12] <Sk8> see ya later
[13:32:13] <Sk8> :)
[13:32:53] <bhlaab-failure> i have a suspicion that you are fucking with me for some reason!
[13:34:36] <bhlaab-failure> and if you are that would be kind of mean
[13:34:47] <Sk8> i told you i would get right on it
[13:34:59] <Sk8> and i am doing my best to get on it
[13:35:05] <Sk8> it just takes some time
[13:35:12] <Sk8> but i will be right on it
[13:35:16] <Sk8> : D
[13:35:19] <Sk8> see ya later
[13:35:21] <Sk8> :)
[13:35:33] * bhlaab-failure (bhlaab@77972D35.E162E5C1.3775F591.IP) has left #services
[13:35:45] <Sk8> i'm such a great help
[13:40:00] <Sk8> dumb faggot ;| |
| 383: | 5.00 | 3 | <Sigma> hey guys the town where I grew up is gone
<Sigma> and so is the hospital I was born in
* Sigma (erikrg@flaminglips.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<schnorks> No offense buddy, but nostalgic people who live elsewhere are the least important of the victims right now!!!
<Sunbun> he's gone.
<schnorks> I know, STUPID
<schnorks> I was doing that thing were someone is gone but you pretend to be talking to them after-the-fact for the benifit of those still present
<schnorks> You know
<schnorks> That thing
<Wippersnapper> I'm pretty sure you just made up that thing schnorks.
<schnorks> No everyone's seen it
<schnorks> EXAMPLE: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE BYE *LEAVES*" "YEAH BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED MORE FATTY BARS" *GROUP CHUCKLES*
<Spacecow> schnorks, "fatty bars" do not exist. You made them up.
<schnorks> I know, STUPID
<Spacecow> How are we supposed to believe anything you say if you're making up products all willy-nilly!??!?
<schnorks> I was doing that thing where you make up an obvious caricature or exaggeration for the purposes of a stronger and/or more amusing exemplary scenario
<schnorks> You know
<schnorks> That thing
<Wippersnapper> I'm pretty sure you just made up that thing schnorks.
<schnorks> I'm pretty sure your birth was the result of a beastiality session |
| 382: | 1.00 | 2 | [17:18] <fudge> Bio are you gay?
[17:18] <fudge> cause you look gay
[17:18] * HadesGigas has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:18] <SuperCube> That's a very demeaning outlook on people
[17:19] <Biohazard> oo thanks =\
[17:19] <Biohazard> but no im not gay
[17:19] <SuperCube> What if I just went up to some African-American and said, "You look totally BLACK"
[17:19] <SuperCube> they'd get mad, wouldn't they?
[17:19] <fudge> probably
[17:19] <TheHumanCow> yes |
| 381: | 2.00 | 2 | [12:24:17] <Floydthebarber> the worst part of cleaning my room is the stuff that has to be physically removed, such as cans and dishes. I mean, it's one thing to just rearrange things to make it clean, but to GET UP and LEAVE and take TRIPS is blech
[12:24:30] <NightsB> i hear that
[12:24:35] <Floydthebarber> you know, in a sense, I am defragging my room when I am cleaning it
[12:24:46] <Floydthebarber> organizing my stuff into a quicker, more accessible fashion
[12:24:49] <NPGuest62> submit to bash.org
[12:24:55] <Floydthebarber> GOD DAMN I am a nerd :(
[12:24:59] <Floydthebarber> i thought bash was dead
[12:25:07] <NPGuest62> submit to qdb.us
[12:25:12] <Floydthebarber> O_o
[12:25:15] <Floydthebarber> oh man
[12:25:22] <Floydthebarber> dorksnet quotes database!?!? |
| 380: | 3.00 | 1 | <etoilet> hrm
<etoilet> one time i told a friend of mine, Kate, that she was as cute as a cow
<etoilet> and then spent some time explaining that I really meant it as a compliment
<etoilet> cuz hey Cows are cute
<etoilet> I thought so at the time |
| 379: | 4.83 | 6 | [11:46] * Red_venom lays down at the foot of his bed and smiles up at Crunchy and giggles "We should just chat more, girlfriend:)"
[11:47] * crunchyfish opens up a pint of ice cream and grins at Red_venom devlishly. "Tonight is just for us. :-)"
[11:47] * Uncle_Tobias , a giant black man, breaks in through the windows and viciously rapes Red_venom and crunchyfish |
| 378: | 1.5 | 2 | [16:00] * GlasSoldier has joined #planetchat
[16:09] <GlasSoldier> you have a really nice cock
[16:09] <GlasSoldier> ooops
[16:09] <GlasSoldier> ignore that, wrong window |
| 377: | 3.00 | 2 | <Sk8> aawwww
<Sodge> That is so cute
<Sk8> if my heart wasn't made of steak
<Sk8> i'd cry |
| 376: | 4.00 | 2 | <skitz> omg
<skitz> i HTE popsicle sticks, and wire.
<skitz> HATE
<skitz> HATE HATE HATE
<schnorks> I feel your pain
<skitz> its like all i've had to work with for my sculpture class
<skitz> and i had to make 40 sculptures
<skitz> in 2 weeks
<skitz> URG
<etiolate> popsticle sticks and wire? is the subject abortion? |
| 375: | 2.00 | 2 | Sodge: deonya is a hip, Linux-using cool guy
deonya: yes I am.
deonya: And you are a pesky windows user
Sodge: Yeah ;{
Sodge: deonya please teach me how to be a hip Linux-using cool guy :}
deonya: Die dwarf. |
| 374: | 4.00 | 1 | <schnorks> Slime, this is #studio64 and not rarebrit
<NuttO> schnorks, this is #studio64 and not the ocean
<schnorks> Hilarious
<NuttO> i am laughing! |
| 373: | 3.00 | 3 | [Feb:12:04:00:a] * eva is listening to Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out [03:57-192Kbps] commands: Song Info! and Download Now!
[Feb:12:04:02:a] <NuttO> I SAY DON'T YOU KNOW
[Feb:12:04:02:a] <NuttO> YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW
[Feb:12:04:03:a] <Drain> stfu
[Feb:12:04:03:a] <Drain> gtfo
[Feb:12:04:03:a] <Drain> thx
[Feb:12:04:04:a] * Drain was kicked by NuttO (TAKE ME OUT!) |
| 372: | 4.00 | 1 | <Lioness> so i was going to ditch out on my hockey team tomorrow
<Lioness> to go to disney for free with my friends
<Lioness> but guilt caught me tonight
<Lakitu7-ResearchPaper> You are not a team playa!
<NuttO> there is no disney in team
<Blastrax> NuttO wins |
| 371: | 1.5 | 2 | (00:35:08) Aqua: Lak had said about five minutes earlier no Canadian calls, though perhaps Eva did not read that.
(00:35:24) eva: no i read it. he called anyways
(00:35:24) Rivorus: black people cant read, silly |
| 370: | 2.5 | 4 | <Sodge> Okay wait
<Sodge> Let's fight to the death
<Wippersnapper> okay
* Sodge (oscarlc@leftwing.fgt) Quit (Killed (Wippersnapper (I win))) |
