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| 383: | 5.00 | 3 | <Sigma> hey guys the town where I grew up is gone
<Sigma> and so is the hospital I was born in
* Sigma (erikrg@flaminglips.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<schnorks> No offense buddy, but nostalgic people who live elsewhere are the least important of the victims right now!!!
<Sunbun> he's gone.
<schnorks> I know, STUPID
<schnorks> I was doing that thing were someone is gone but you pretend to be talking to them after-the-fact for the benifit of those still present
<schnorks> You know
<schnorks> That thing
<Wippersnapper> I'm pretty sure you just made up that thing schnorks.
<schnorks> No everyone's seen it
<schnorks> EXAMPLE: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE BYE *LEAVES*" "YEAH BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED MORE FATTY BARS" *GROUP CHUCKLES*
<Spacecow> schnorks, "fatty bars" do not exist. You made them up.
<schnorks> I know, STUPID
<Spacecow> How are we supposed to believe anything you say if you're making up products all willy-nilly!??!?
<schnorks> I was doing that thing where you make up an obvious caricature or exaggeration for the purposes of a stronger and/or more amusing exemplary scenario
<schnorks> You know
<schnorks> That thing
<Wippersnapper> I'm pretty sure you just made up that thing schnorks.
<schnorks> I'm pretty sure your birth was the result of a beastiality session |
| 394: | 5.00 | 1 | 18:38 <minusX> Stephfest 2009 at Potrod's
18:39 <Jordan> Potfest 2009
18:39 <Measure> "Stephfest" at Potrod's yes
18:39 <minusX> That was the joke Measure :(
18:39 <Lakitu7> Peterfest
18:39 <Measure> Great joke
18:39 <Measure> Darlingmeet '09
18:39 <Measure> sounds like a dating event
18:39 <Jordan> I will not take part in a Peterfest
18:39 <drain> I'd go to something called Potfest
18:39 <Potrod> :(
18:40 <minusX> What if it wasn't about Pot but Potrod?
18:40 <Jordan> drain and Phy would be the first ones at Potfest
18:40 <NuttO> *turns up to potfest* *is sorely disappointed*
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| 379: | 4.83 | 6 | [11:46] * Red_venom lays down at the foot of his bed and smiles up at Crunchy and giggles "We should just chat more, girlfriend:)"
[11:47] * crunchyfish opens up a pint of ice cream and grins at Red_venom devlishly. "Tonight is just for us. :-)"
[11:47] * Uncle_Tobias , a giant black man, breaks in through the windows and viciously rapes Red_venom and crunchyfish |
| 261: | 4.73 | 15 | <Slime> I am currently stoned and am eating Kit-Kat Kubes.
<Slime> And drinking a Pepsi.
<xsex> what are kubes
<Slime> they're cubes of kit kat
<xsex> no shit? i wish we had those.
<xsex> on the package does it say KKK
<Slime> lol
<Slime> I guess so
<Slime> The K's are pretty big
<xsex> there was some other candy my aunt gave me from england that was totally racist. it had a black guy with huge lips on the wrapper
<Slime> Oh, Nigger-Doodles
<xsex> ahahahahah thats it |
| 15: | 4.69 | 26 | <etoilet> i went into the D&D store cuz they had old capcom arcade booths for sale, and my girlfriend followed me in. All the guys were sitting at a table playing D&D, and this one long haired dude got up out of his seat, strode up to my gf, bowed and said "May I help you my lady?"
<crunchyfish> I don't know, man. That's pretty smooth. What was his charisma? 17? 18? |
| 295: | 4.64 | 17 | <Mank> What is Cody's sex like going to be like in 2004?
<Mank> !starfox
<Graphic-V> "Daddy screamed real good before he died."
<Cody`sleep> oh god
<beargirl> hahah
<minusKotOR> perfect timing much?
<Mank> How gay is Gene in 2004?
<Mank> !starfox
<Graphic-V> "Take care of the guy behind me, Fox!"
<Cody`sleep> hahahahahahahahaha
<minusKotOR> haha
<Cody`sleep> !starfox is so accurate
<beargirl> hahah
<Mank> I rest my case! |
| 14: | 4.60 | 23 | <Slime> I think in ten years time I will look back on days like this and cry.
<Slime> The times I spent at 2am talking about girls who have dicks and legs made of slugs eating each other whilst melting.
<Slime> My future wife will be all "Tell me what you did as a teenager" and I will say "NOW IS TIME FOR SLEEP"
<MechaMrEd> And then you'll notice she has an erection |
| 249: | 4.6 | 15 | <NuttO> yo if i were a rock star and somebody asked me to sign a cd i would sign the underside of the disc and they would have to buy a new copy and i would buy twelve jets |
| 247: | 4.58 | 17 | <DanEtc> emo girls do not really put out. ever.
<Potrod> "put out"?
<DanEtc> <SIGH>
<LukeIsAway> Dan knows.
<MontyPY> It means sex Pete.
<DanEtc> Luke -do I ever!
<Potrod> oh
<Potrod> I see
<MontyPY> now go finish your crayon drawing |
| 333: | 4.58 | 12 | <Ed> okay so I was in my brother's room the other day
<Ed> and I was talking to him while he sat at the computer
<Ed> and for some reason he wanted to clear his recycle bin
<Ed> and he opened it, while I was standing right there
<Mank> Pizorn
<Ed> and lo and behold, it was loaded with furry porn
<Mank> How old is your brother?
<Ed> I just said 13
<Mank> Well I used to look at Pokeporn when I was that age. |
| 302: | 4.57 | 14 | <ModestMush> get your cock ready
<etiolate> AWESOME
<Sk8> 3
<Sk8> 2
<Sk8> 1
<Sk8> 0
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<ModestMush> COCK
<Drain> COCK
<Sk8> COCK
<Rivorus> COCK
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<Rivorus> haha
<ModestMush> I love it
<Drain> ;] |
| 258: | 4.5 | 12 | <xsex> hey ive always wondered this about you two.
<xsex> you know like how twins will say the same thing at the same time?
<xsex> have you two ever typed the same thing at the same time?
<Rivorus> have you ever jacked each other off?
<MontyPY> YOU FREAKING MIDGET WEIRDO |
| 267: | 4.5 | 12 | <xsex> its snowing like whoa here.
<Asskicker064> It's been 2 years since I've seen snow.
<xsex> do you want me to take a picture of it for you?
<Asskicker064> No.
<xsex> ok cuz i really didnt want to
<Asskicker064> Unless you write my name in it.
<effbee[away]> with your penis
<Rivorus-Sleep> while you masturbate
<Asskicker064> And take pics while doing it.
<xsex> if i did it you wouldnt be able to see the money shot though. (cum is white lol)
<Asskicker064> It's warm at first, so you'd see where it melted the snow.
<xsex> :\ theres a lot of snow.
<Rivorus-Sleep> and that's a tiny cock
<Steph> how many inches?
<Steph> ... fuck
<Rivorus-Sleep> hahahahaha
<Steph> don't talk Riv
<Rivorus-Sleep> <3 |
| 348: | 4.5 | 6 | <MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way. |
| 385: | 4.5 | 2 | <TheNintenGenius> also another Mario movie? Jesus, wasn't the first one enough?
<mancalamania> I'm assuming/hoping a new Mario movie would be completely different.
<TheNintenGenius> I would hope a new Mario movie would actually have something to do with the Mario games
<TheNintenGenius> and that they completely disown the first movie
<Spacecow> I hope the new Mario movie has absolutely nothing to do with the Mario games
<Spacecow> It takes place in space and they have to raise funds for a school play instead of rescue a princess
<TheNintenGenius> mama mia
<Yumblie> The Mario movie should just be another remake of Pride & Prejudice but everyone has names from Mario games |
| 386: | 4.5 | 2 | <MewMewtwo45> GCN games I have not finished (not counting ones recently gotten): Eternal Darkness, Mega Man Network Transmission, and I could probably stand to do a hell of a lot more than I have in Soul Calibur II
<Yumblie> Network Transmission?
<MewMewtwo45> Yeah, it's based off the Battle Network storyline and all but it's more of a platformer than an RPG
<Yumblie> That's a pretty dull-sounding subtitle, like "Mega Man FedEx Delivery" or "Mega Man Online Shopping Transaction"
<MewMewtwo45> Haha
<TheNintenGenius> Mega Man Online Tax Forms
<Yumblie> Mega Man Data Spreadsheets
<MewMewtwo45> Mega Man Word Processing
<Yumblie> Hi, I'm ClipMan! Looks like you're writing a letter! To use some of my convenient preset templates, you must defeat me in battle!!! |
| 70: | 4.47 | 17 | <DeathscytheFish> well... just ordered 2 tickets to see Weird Al at Carowinds... 7th row from the stage
<MightyBlueJustice> Are you going to sell the other one? |
| 174: | 4.45 | 20 | <NuttO> Snorlax is a crazy motherfucker. I remember this one time, he got fucked up on some chronic shit and started trashing his apartment. Motherfucker is crazy.
<TerragonX> NuttO, the pokemon?
<NuttO> Shit, dawg, is there any other?
<TerragonX> maybe.
<Anders> Maybe it's a metaphor.
<crunchyfish> You're a metaphor.
<NuttO> I remember this other time, Snorlax was macking on some bitches in a bar, and they was all, "Get yo' stank ass away from us, motherfucker," so he was all, "Fuckin' bitches!" then he ate them.
<NuttO> Motherfucker is crazy. |
| 176: | 4.44 | 18 | <Graphic_V> Jorenko's cam is pretty stupid now, though.
<Graphic_V> "It's funny how jealousy, immaturity and denial go hand in hand."
<Graphic_V> Dude, that's like three hands. |
| 352: | 4.44 | 9 | <Wippersnapper> My penis is shaped like the statue of liberty
<Wippersnapper> only instead of a torch
<Wippersnapper> she is holding NuttO
<AV-Cables> hahaha
<Rivorus> haha
<Wippersnapper> Or maybe NuttO is holding her ;D;D
<Rivorus> OH SNAP
<AV-Cables> haha
<Wippersnapper> What guys you are peverted.
<Wippersnapper> I did not mean it that way |
| 111: | 4.42 | 21 | <Potrod> Studio64: The only place where homosexuality and homophobia are both encouraged at the same time by the same people |
| 337: | 4.42 | 7 | <Rivorus-Sleep> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KERQASS
<etiolate> NIBJEYT IBE NMJERYRU(A*RY(WTA
<etiolate> fycj tiy are
<etiolate> HOLY FUCINSHIT
<etiolate> I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED
<etiolate> I HATE YOU RIV
<Rivorus-Sleep> <3
<etiolate> AND THATS RIV ORISSSSS
<etiolate> and you know hwat
<etiolate> maybe shes beautfiful
<etiolate> im sick of emperical life
<etiolate> you know what it offers?
<etiolate> crickets playing a tune they dont udnerstand
<Rivorus-Sleep> you are a lonely lonely man
<etiolate> yes
<etiolate> but riv
<etiolate> you alowd me t punshi ga
<etiolate> and for that you are worth breathing
<Rivorus-Sleep> ...was that even a sentence?
<etiolate> ive had a lot of vodka
<Iceman_IX> Yes you have
<etiolate> and i admitted I was hott for heather to heather
<Rivorus-Sleep> i swear, you are always drunk, et
<Rivorus-Sleep> oh yeah?
<etiolate> so am honset
<etiolate> honesty
<Iceman_IX> it's good for him
<Rivorus-Sleep> is heather the XXX barely legal one?
<etiolate> i am not always drunk
<Rivorus-Sleep> 90% of the time yer in here at night you're drunk
<Rivorus-Sleep> PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE, MAN
<Rivorus-Sleep> DONT DROWN YOUR SORROWS -- JACK OFF AND PUT IT IN THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
<Floyd-Away> I've had my daily dose of morning amusement. thanks etiolate!
<etiolate> HEATER IS LEGAL
<etiolate> STEPHANIEIS LEGAL
<etiolate> FUCK YOU
<etiolate> HEATHER
<etiolate> not heater
<Rivorus-Sleep> which ones the barely legal one
<etiolate> heaeter is tehe lil device frntnt of my darth vader cutout
<etiolate> i saw steph today
<etiolate> she use to be 17
<etiolate> now shes 18
<Rivorus-Sleep> i used to be 17 at one time too
<etiolate> she gave me ehr phoen number
<etiolate> you use to be 5 foot
<Rivorus-Sleep> i am 5'
<etiolate> now yer 4 foot 10
<Rivorus-Sleep> O MAN U GOT ME
<etiolate> hahhahahahahah
<Rivorus-Sleep> I ADMIT IT, I AM THE LITTLEST GROOM
<etiolate> cnormally being 2 inchesoff the ground as a sexual object is hot
<etiolate> but then againtits your knees
<Rivorus-Sleep> true, tits my knees
<Floyd-Away> haha |
| 338: | 4.42 | 7 | <etoilet> the dirrence between a man and woman is lke of al udnry basket and dresser
<etoilet> one has and one organizes
<etoilet> teh alandy ry basket has clothes
<etoilet> the dresser argoanizes
<etoilet> but they both have clothes
<etoilet> they need each other
<etoilet> without bnoth you just hae effiecny without humanity
<Rivorus-Sleep> LAY OFF THE VODKA
<etoilet> I HALF A vodkA
<etoilet> I HAVE HOFL AVODKA BOTTLE LEFT
<etoilet> BD NEWS FOR YOU
<etoilet> SUCKA |
| 20: | 4.41 | 24 | <Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn
<eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position
<waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him
<eva> shut up fag
<eva> IM NOT GAY |
| 60: | 4.41 | 17 | <Graphic_V> I love football.
<Graphic_V> More than LIFE ITSELF.
<MKDemon> Me too. I eat it for breakfast. Did you know that?
<Graphic_V> Over the years, America has been erased and rebuilt countless times, but the one constant has been BASEBALL and also FOOTBALL.
<MKDemon> Sometimes I'll be watching football and my brother will try to suffocate me with a pillow, and I think, "watch the game or suffocate?" and I choose "watch the game"
<Graphic_V> Sometimes, I'll just walk up to random people on the street and yell "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL" because I think it's important for people to be prepared. |
| 136: | 4.41 | 17 | «Mank» Ass/ Anybody that chats in #rpgclassics is a furry
«Mank» Either by choice or association.
«Asskicker064» I see.
«UT» As is anyone who cybers with an #rpgclassics chatter
«Asskicker064» Haha.
«Mank» God damn you.
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| 222: | 4.41 | 17 | <etiolate> http://www.localmusac.com/
<etiolate> not music
<etiolate> see its a pun
<Lakitu7> Wow. That's the shittiest flash movie ever.
<Lakitu7> HEY GUYS WE HAVE A ZOOM TEXT EFFECT.. THAT SURE WAS WORTH HAVING A SPLASH PAGE FOR
<etiolate> ive actually never been to the website
<Lakitu7> It's seriously geocities level lame
<Lakitu7> but I'd still hit the two chicks on the staff page with pics
<etiolate> ...
<etiolate> the second one is my sister you fuck
<NuttO> hahahaha |
| 346: | 4.4 | 5 | <Mank> I was like... 12... and I pleasured myself by going into battle mode and shooting Natalya in the pubic area.
<IQpierce> Mank, hahahaha, I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who did that |
| 95: | 4.38 | 18 | <Graphic_V> "I feel really good about this win. Because I feel, like deep inside, I really really feel, that I have a team. For the first time in my life, I have a team."
<Graphic_V> Iverson should be a poet.
<Graphic_V> He has a TEAM.
<Graphic_V> I bet you didn't know that.
<ApocX> hahahaha
<Graphic_V> I was watching that game, thinking to myself, "What the hell are all those guys doing out there, wearing the same clothes and attempting the same task?"
<Graphic_V> Just now, I realized -- they were a TEAM |
| 61: | 4.36 | 22 | <Ben-tired> Im 17 she is 15
<MKDemon> MBJ, they're "engaged"
<MightyBlueJustice> That's cute
<MightyBlueJustice> Did you get her a little ring and everything?
<LukeIsTerrified> He proposed during recess.
<Ben-tired> Nothing great but yes.
<Ben-tired> She has a ring
<Ben-tired> And fuck you she asked me.
<MKDemon> The "ring" is one of the little rubber bands she wears on her braces.
<Graphic_V> Did you propose before or after she had sex with another guy?
<Ben-tired> She didnt do anything with him but jerk him off.
<MKDemon> She can pick up KROQ when she smiles.
<Ben-tired> She doesnt have braces Mk....
<Ben-tired> She used to
<Ben-tired> She got them off way back in May.
<Graphic_V> That explains why this other guy only got a handjob. |
